January 2010
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Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about...
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
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What I'd really like to do is something...
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If I don’t meet you no more in this world,
then I’ll meet you in...
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The Legend of Old Gregg
Old Gregg: Hi there
Howard: Who are you??
Old Gregg: I'm Old Gregg, pleased to meet ya
Howard: What do you want??
Old Gregg: Maybe I should ask you the same question. Whatcha doin in my waters??
Howard: Just takin the air, you know ... Not fishing ..
Old Gregg: Then how come this hook's in my head fool??
Howard: It's nothing to do with me, sir
Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mothalicka
Howard: Don't kill me ! I've got so much to give ..
Old Gregg: Easy now fuzzy little man peach. Hmm, ya ever drunk Baileys from a shoe??
Howard: What?
Old Gregg: Ya wanna come to a club where people wee on each other??
Howard: No
Old Gregg: I'm gonna hurt you
Howard: Excuse me?
Old Gregg: I like you. What do ya think of me?
Howard: I don't rightly know, sir.
Old Gregg: Make an assessment
Howard: I think you're a nice modern gentleman
Old Gregg: Don't lie to me boy
Howard: I'm not lying
Old Gregg: I know what you’re thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he’s a scaly man fish. You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya. You know what that is? That’s Old Gregg’s vagina! I got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!
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I like imagination — and the way I think things could be, had been, or...
– http://twitter.com/Karl_Lagerfeld
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